what the shit is up with these fancy stride and 3M ads on emptees?!
— Coleblotcky #5456320480 2 weeks ago
@LauraBraun they fucked up printing it. but it still looks alright i guess. colors were supposed to be like this http://tinyurl.com/ylann5h
— Coleblotcky #5216646545 3 weeks ago
@dangeroussummer Matt fucking rules. i love working with him
— Coleblotcky #5053902726 on October 21, 2009
@MANDOZER i was just thinking about how sweet my shit would be after purple tacos.
— Coleblotcky #4820621881 on October 12, 2009
does anyone else think the sea hawks have the most wretched jerseys and bench gear ever?! that shit is real bad. 8-bit gradients?!
— Coleblotcky #4429014392 on September 27, 2009
@hexive fuck that. you live in normal. lets avoid the post office
— Coleblotcky #4161133221 on September 21, 2009
@TalkToJames heck no. my create a wrestler is a bright yellow mother fucker called The Corndogger. if not him The Undertaker or Kane. duh.
— Coleblotcky #3678304892 on August 31, 2009
its always fucking crazy when you hear of kids you grew up with dying of crazy shit like heroin overdoses.
— Coleblotcky #3629440542 on August 29, 2009
hell yeah, 800 dollars came in the mail today from gomerch. now i can pay my fucking bills!!!!
— Coleblotcky #3629160846 on August 29, 2009
@lbiagi shit happens. ha.
— Coleblotcky #3500955491 on August 23, 2009
went to jail again last night. with Joe Lussa of all people. crazy fucking weekend. dont run from cops.
— Coleblotcky #3497236247 on August 23, 2009
@bELLEcompliquee shit, Goons*
— Coleblotcky #3369208394 on August 17, 2009
@Jillinois FUCK YEAH ME TOO!!! we are totally gonna rage afterwards
— Coleblotcky #3333077983 on August 15, 2009
@Jake_Kelley some cub fans are fucking great!!!
— Coleblotcky #3277922745 on August 12, 2009
@kristenlee143 @kristenlee143 FUCK i wanna come!
— Coleblotcky #3227298095 on August 10, 2009
@stacymiche11e im not thatfar away. come to Normal, IL. way more sweet shit to do.
— Coleblotcky #3181500307 on August 7, 2009
http://twitpic.com/c81uu - where the fuck am i
— Coleblotcky #2945993836 on July 31, 2009
@caraghbrooks sorry dude. we raged too hard and i missed all your shit!! just come over next time!!
— Coleblotcky #2934196711 on July 30, 2009
@doompatrol do you guys do vinyl banners? 1 x 10? can i come in tomorrow and get that shit?
— Coleblotcky #2903256378 on July 28, 2009
fuck. im pretty sure i need stitches. my pointer finger has a mouth.
— Coleblotcky #2893456312 on July 28, 2009
watching 'Fuck The Documentary' its actually pretty interesting so far
— Coleblotcky #2844901753 on July 25, 2009
i smell like a pit of dicks covered in shit
— Coleblotcky #2829928516 on July 24, 2009
@darianhrtwl i was assuming wth meant what the hell so i responded with do-i-look-like-i-give-a-fuck
— Coleblotcky #2749434789 on July 20, 2009
@Bob_Bags probably some sort of formal education. screw that shit!
— Coleblotcky #2748398568 on July 20, 2009
someone needs to give me a fucking haircut right fucking now! http://tinyurl.com/n82unj
— Coleblotcky #2699792268 on July 17, 2009
new night brigade shirt that illustrates our daily lives to a T http://i31.tinypic.com/ajkvfr.jpg welcome to the neighborhood mother fucker!
— Coleblotcky #2638089387 on July 14, 2009
i just watched a shit ton of HBO.
— Coleblotcky #2608222359 on July 12, 2009
http://tinyurl.com/n6hndv vote for this shit. you are already registered for @shirtfight because i made you vote last week ;)
— Coleblotcky #2590169644 on July 11, 2009
@shhhmeeegan fuck that, come rage.
— Coleblotcky #2590027671 on July 11, 2009
@blackgoldsocial ISU seems to require them. balls. looks like ill type up a load of horse shit and hope they dont notice.
— Coleblotcky #2574358006 on July 10, 2009
sunburnt to shit!!!! http://tinyurl.com/kjdsnq
— Coleblotcky #2525135320 on July 7, 2009
@jennaugh raw egg attracts them like flies to a pile of shit. i never leave my house any more because i lost my fly swatter.
— Coleblotcky #2500687564 on July 6, 2009
i feel like shit and i smell like raw eggs.
— Coleblotcky #2488887136 on July 5, 2009
didnt win the @shirtfight contest. totally fucked on monies
— Coleblotcky #2457943073 on July 3, 2009
@georgeskrapits there are 4 or 5 different GREAT AMERICAN polos. they were 18 and some change. 50% off from 32 or some shit
— Coleblotcky #2395523633 on June 29, 2009
http://twitpic.com/8svr0 - Don't fuck with the night brigade!
— Coleblotcky #2395352646 on June 29, 2009
i spent my last 4 dollars on tacobell today. i owe 300 dollars for my AA consultation tomorrow and 280 for rent next week. fucked!
— Coleblotcky #2352293637 on June 26, 2009
@allworknosleep dude, its fucking the dream team. jordan, pippin, rodman. no bull.
— Coleblotcky #2263807040 on June 21, 2009
@dylansimonds hahhaha that was some good shit. eh @becksfan7
— Coleblotcky #2256058787 on June 20, 2009
i am sleeping but there are five people fucking with me. if you would like us to fuck with him give us suggestions.
— Coleblotcky #2163536804 on June 14, 2009
man, my day is already super productive! about to head to the post office, scan some shit, pick up groceries and checks from dads #colerules
— Coleblotcky #2091239306 on June 9, 2009
@jimiyo holy shit. the videogame is the funniest thing ever.
— Coleblotcky #2067094902 on June 7, 2009
@godmachineuk Team Sleep is a good band to check out. its their side project. really fucking cool.
— Coleblotcky #2059439378 on June 6, 2009
@ChicagoSkyline yeah. i need to get into californication. i saw some episodes and its pretty fucking great.
— Coleblotcky #2057833218 on June 6, 2009
what the hell is this naked friday shit all about!? http://tinyurl.com/n47l8t
— Coleblotcky #2050455881 on June 5, 2009
@AlexReside dude. so fucking bad ass. congrats!!!
— Coleblotcky #2048800360 on June 5, 2009
why the shit doesnt the normal public library have a scanner!! @dylansimonds needs to let me come over and scan again.
— Coleblotcky #2046789913 on June 5, 2009
watching this show makes me glad im poor. id kick ass on this shit.
— Coleblotcky #2040780971 on June 5, 2009
can you cook frozen burritos on a grill? answer: fuck yeah you can!!!
— Coleblotcky #2021100267 on June 3, 2009