bitch, take your "thinking cap" off. that's a fucking birthday party hat.
— chriscrocker #3522401687 on August 24, 2009
YOU'RE PRAYING TO THE GOVERNMENT, BITCH. NOT GOD!
— chriscrocker #3517978492 on August 24, 2009
i slept in a hell of a fucking sleeping position. my underneath indented the head of my penis, for god's sake.
— chriscrocker #3517215821 on August 24, 2009
@DominicScott bitch
— chriscrocker #3501950719 on August 23, 2009
besides, families are weird to gay siblings or family members. they treat gay people like child molestors and shit. it's so awkward.
— chriscrocker #3497466960 on August 23, 2009
1. why the fuck did i only sleep for 5 hours? 2. why is my mom calling non-stop when she knows where i stand? 3. i have a headache
— chriscrocker #3494360483 on August 23, 2009
i'll give it a "fucking rest", but boy.. oh boy.. when it wakes up, will it ever...
— chriscrocker #3487548854 on August 23, 2009
see, i only "take it there" when need be. bitches tryn'a sneak shit past me.. they gon' learn. no sneakin' popcorn into this theatre, bitch.
— chriscrocker #3487299664 on August 23, 2009
Shit-talkin', (hell, even if they aint talkin' it).. THESE SHIT-THINKIN' BITCHES have met their MATCH, and one that'll set 'em on FIRE!
— chriscrocker #3487214180 on August 23, 2009
this shit-talkin', (hell, even if they aint talkin' it, THESE SHIT-THINKIN' BITCHES have met their MATCH, and one that'll set 'em on FIRE!
— chriscrocker #3487203285 on August 23, 2009
a lot is hitting me.. in terms of what i deserve. starting with Britney. no acknowledgment what so fucking ever
— chriscrocker #3486643077 on August 23, 2009
Anyone saying I don't deserve to be invited to the VMA's, um.. I have more to do with music than fucking MTV does.. & that's sad, but true.
— chriscrocker #3486530650 on August 22, 2009
To everyone recommending I buy tickets to the VMA's, you have to be out of your fucking mind. I deserve to be invited.
— chriscrocker #3486457394 on August 22, 2009
@iamjoshehfierce oh fuck off.
— chriscrocker #3453924440 on August 21, 2009
fuck a delayed excuse. a decayed useless muse. always spouting fallacies, never sprouting. fuck foul playing. you fucking betrayed me.
— chriscrocker #3426805526 on August 20, 2009
FUCK ANY AND EVERY TEACHER WHO __DISCOURAGES___ LEARNING. WE **ALL** LEARN DIFFERENTLY. SOME OF US VISUALLY.. SOME OF US NOT AROUND OTHERS..
— chriscrocker #3405432421 on August 19, 2009
@VANITY_ROCK said "Teachers talk down to people because its fucking annoying when stupid people can't keep up." FIRST OF ALL........
— chriscrocker #3405405012 on August 19, 2009
just like.. there is nothing more frustrating than backspacing and re-choosing my choice of words. i like to flow naurally. fuck grammar.
— chriscrocker #3405363938 on August 19, 2009
being a bitch is not a teaching tactic.
— chriscrocker #3405289021 on August 19, 2009
@thatguycharlie i'm game. lets get a beautiful resort and fuck our lives away.
— chriscrocker #3357580414 on August 17, 2009
it's about PASSION. i do not care how fucked up or defected someone is.. as long as they have PASSION.
— chriscrocker #3312234414 on August 14, 2009
i hate that saying "sleep is the enemy" soooo much. i LOVE sleep. fuck you guys who say it's the enemy.
— chriscrocker #3270287141 on August 12, 2009
@babybebe travis did such a pro job. he had such shit/eventless footage and made it into something. he needs to direct.
— chriscrocker #3232132306 on August 10, 2009
I know I've been a grumpy fuck the past few days, but at least I don't feel walked on.
— chriscrocker #3206196660 on August 9, 2009
@hartzprod um, i think you're hot as fuck. that's what it means.
— chriscrocker #3130591744 on August 4, 2009
@lovepeacekarma see.. that's why i stick to the shallow waters. all of that shit makes me so disinterested.. um, but a book for a beginner..
— chriscrocker #3097352215 on August 2, 2009
I DO NOT UPDATE FOR YOUR VIEWING/READING PLEASURE!!! UNFOLLOW ME, YOU GODDAMN ILLITERATE, UNINTERESTED, PIECES OF PARTICLES OF SHIT.
— chriscrocker #3077187951 on August 1, 2009
withholding and becoming mechanical and robotic and dead is NOT FUCKING CUTE. i will NOT hold back in order to get ahead.
— chriscrocker #3077113753 on August 1, 2009
fuck the walking dead. that's a choice! i may be dead to everyone else BECAUSE of how alive and annoying i am,but i'd rather be dead to them
— chriscrocker #3077095624 on August 1, 2009
it just.. it blows my fucking mind how many people i know.. that go through shit.. have NOTHING...... not a solitary thing.. to say about it
— chriscrocker #3077087111 on August 1, 2009
IT'S GREAT TO TRY TO MOVE ON FROM THINGS, BUT YOU CANNOT MOVE ON UNTIL YOU FESS THE FUCK UP.
— chriscrocker #3077080474 on August 1, 2009
DO U NOT GO THROUGH THINGS? DO U NOT CONSEQUENTLY FEEL ANNOYANCES? QUIT HOLDING SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!
— chriscrocker #3077066135 on August 1, 2009
miraculously far-fetched.. but people.. IF I DID NOT BITCH AND COMPLAIN, I WOULD BE SUICIDAL. HOW DO YOU SIT THERE WITH NOTHING TO SAY
— chriscrocker #3077062653 on August 1, 2009
i don't understand how some "people" (can't prove it by me..) even fucking FUNCTION. i mean, they act like my mouthful rants are so
— chriscrocker #3077051451 on August 1, 2009
people are scared of people who FEEL things. They're scared of emotions directed at their provocateurs. Consequently ppl are fucking idiots.
— chriscrocker #3077005287 on August 1, 2009
Why do police treat criminals like shit? If no one ever commited crimes, how would the legal system make money?
— chriscrocker #3061139401 on July 31, 2009
the most fucked up learning lesson of all is when i'm shut off from the world, cold as ever, and then EVERYONE comes out of the woodworks.
— chriscrocker #2900651600 on July 28, 2009
what the fuck do i have to write on Twitter before one of my "friends" says "hi, chris.. how is everything?"
— chriscrocker #2900620234 on July 28, 2009
what the fuck is this garbage i just wrote? call me self-depricating, but fuck. i see writing as a daily duty & spout waterfalls of shit.
— chriscrocker #2900441618 on July 28, 2009
it is pivotal that you know your surroundings. i know some brainy people, but they haven't a fucking CLUE of the fuckery going on around 'em
— chriscrocker #2900069899 on July 28, 2009
Truth is not just a word. It is neverending. It is a way of life and it is a lifesaver. Fuck what you heard. Listen to your inner voice.
— chriscrocker #2899810641 on July 28, 2009
The Ghetto, Defensive, Loud, Devil sitting on my shoulder says "Take that bitch out!!" The Calm, Poised, Angel on my other shoulder says NO!
— chriscrocker #2877207921 on July 27, 2009
Caramel macchiato. Fucking yum.
— chriscrocker #2875786776 on July 27, 2009
i just think people think they have to restrain themselves at all times. uncross your legs. burp. fart. cum. shit. RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS.
— chriscrocker #2850911529 on July 26, 2009
fuck celebrities. it's all about wheelcheers.
— chriscrocker #2850323431 on July 26, 2009
what is the point of partying? i suppose it's nice to see friends, but truly and honestly, i just like to fuck.
— chriscrocker #2814425544 on July 24, 2009
taking chances is what it's all about. the safe zone keeps you stuck.. and i'd rather be fucked than stuck.
— chriscrocker #2813335812 on July 24, 2009
If a "friendship" (notice the quotations) is becoming an off and on thing, leave it the fuck off. friendship should be consistent.
— chriscrocker #2793920541 on July 23, 2009
Spencers has the cutest shirts. Who would'a thought? Just got a shirt that says 'Practice safe sex. Go fuck yourself.'
— chriscrocker #2742353023 on July 20, 2009
