Photo: Fuck you iou donlaughth me. Life is too short to not laugh. Drunk tumblr!! Omg great night. I love!... http://tumblr.com/xiw45rr7a
— CarmenL_Sigman #5911468388 4 hours ago
Oh shit! #glee. He deserves better than you!!! That is what's up!
— CarmenL_Sigman #4698100435 on October 7, 2009
Haha bitch! The school nurse. Frickin A! @cassi_lee how you doin'? I'm flipping.
— CarmenL_Sigman #4697199131 on October 7, 2009
@dvdowns haha "I too am alive" lol no shit, really?! Haha that sucks! I used to hate working nights.
— CarmenL_Sigman #4149737007 on September 21, 2009
@Cassi_lee lucky bitch. I cant get a date to save my life.
— CarmenL_Sigman #4088594847 on September 18, 2009
Someone just heated up fish in the office lounge right outside of my office. SOMEONE WANTS TO FUCKING DIE.
— CarmenL_Sigman #4084193983 on September 18, 2009
@dvdowns Thanks! Ill be good in no time! Ya know...after the 3 Ps. Pills, Puking, shit..Prayer.
— CarmenL_Sigman #4060214516 on September 17, 2009
Oh damn. Gaga is one badass hxc bitch. Loves her.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3968523776 on September 13, 2009
"Its in my cup, fuck you." Hahah loves.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3903099346 on September 10, 2009
So, who the fuck is in Kansas sending me emails about my personal life?
— CarmenL_Sigman #3855664203 on September 8, 2009
There is beauty in all things, except Rosie O'Donnell, that bitch is disgusting.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3839848350 on September 8, 2009
Photo: MY WEEKEND IN CHICAGO SUMMED UP IN ONE PICTURE. it was fucking amazing. and now im back, and... http://tumblr.com/xiw30hh9a
— CarmenL_Sigman #3825071675 on September 7, 2009
Finally got the wifi to work here w/ my crap laptop (so I can shoot the shit w/ @arron31) & now gonna go cruise by my old hood Mt Prospect!
— CarmenL_Sigman #3785291847 on September 5, 2009
i like to text funny shit from my weird brain to people so they have something to laugh at. - (via atsirhc) I... http://tumblr.com/xiw2xxyy4
— CarmenL_Sigman #3711289130 on September 2, 2009
Super fucking excited to catch lunch with THE Chris COHEN.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3607010232 on August 28, 2009
I grabbed the bull by the horns, bent it over and fucked the shit out of it. I'm back on top and Thursday is my bitch.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3582034700 on August 27, 2009
I woke up oozing pretty and even having a good hair day! Listen Universe, u cant give me shit yesterday then try to kiss my ass! But thanks.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3578645767 on August 27, 2009
Never has a song fit how I feel so absolutely fucking perfectly. ♫ http://blip.fm/~cd4t3
— CarmenL_Sigman #3566783609 on August 26, 2009
Ha! You gotta be fucking kidding me. The second I step outside for a walk its starts raining out of pure sunshine. Fuck you too, universe.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3557918408 on August 26, 2009
Photo: arron31: ARB because ZOMGhow fucking cute Im dying i love love love!!! http://tumblr.com/xiw2tupsw
— CarmenL_Sigman #3529430998 on August 25, 2009
Photo: As fucked up as I look. And the boys put whipped cream in my face. Fuck typos. http://tumblr.com/xiw2qxg5t
— CarmenL_Sigman #3396754209 on August 18, 2009
Finally heading into work...still feel like complete shit. But I'm swamped and apparently am responsible.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3364257699 on August 17, 2009
I think I lost my wallet. And I dont know where. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3290318681 on August 13, 2009
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3177544603 on August 7, 2009
She is the collective total of the men that fucked her. She is strong, stubborn, and willing.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3151917127 on August 5, 2009
This is why I cant fuck nice things.
— CarmenL_Sigman #3089927782 on August 2, 2009
bumping into office crushes unprepared causes panic attacks - damnit damnit damnit skdfjjsfd fuck god, why?... http://tumblr.com/xiw2iq959
— CarmenL_Sigman #2934559733 on July 30, 2009
I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. >_ http://tumblr.com/xiw2hxgd6
— CarmenL_Sigman #2895884517 on July 28, 2009
Whats the difference between you and I? When someone says Fergie, you think my lumps shit music, I think MANU futbol!
— CarmenL_Sigman #2801039225 on July 23, 2009
My love for you is like a truck, Berserker. Would you like some making fuck, Berserker.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2777850863 on July 22, 2009
Him: Do u believe me? Me: I take everything u say w/ a grain of salt. At face value. H: What does that mean? M: That means ur full of shit.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2768355357 on July 21, 2009
I went out w/ the intention of buying ingredients to make PB brownies, instead I came back w/ the ingredients to make Rum Mudslides. Shit.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2725976374 on July 19, 2009
"All the ways you wish you could be, that’s me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I..." http://tumblr.com/xiw2djvxl
— CarmenL_Sigman #2694731338 on July 17, 2009
@squozed On the tumblr pics or my twitter grammar...or shit...both?
— CarmenL_Sigman #2663265727 on July 15, 2009
Now I feel all shitty cause @paul_e_wog's mad at me cause I laughed at him. No fair.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2654116406 on July 15, 2009
Now I *really* wanna have a sleepover with @guybartoli! Yep..Mr. Sunshine. Bitch Ill knock you out!
— CarmenL_Sigman #2652698228 on July 15, 2009
@paul_e_wog Yeah...because you text me at 4AM all lascivious and shit.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2442188998 on July 2, 2009
Just got in a fight with a bitch cause she wouldn't let my mom bring 2 suitcases. I don't care what you say, I paid for both on online.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2358311046 on June 27, 2009
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2288241265 on June 22, 2009
Fucking A - Paul E. King does not fucking look like anyone but Paul E. King. cassielcraven stfu. http://tumblr.com/xiw24325h
— CarmenL_Sigman #2272353641 on June 21, 2009
@Cassi_lee His posts ARE awesome. I meant the layout he chose. But hes a fucking dick, so whatever.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2217688705 on June 17, 2009
Me: Im tired TechGuy: You look like youre lagging, you need to get some sleep and reboot. Me: Youre a fucking geek. You need to be upgraded.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2207049389 on June 17, 2009
"Bitch, you got more failed campaigns than ralph nader." - nickycakes http://tumblr.com/xiw22a3du
— CarmenL_Sigman #2197009804 on June 16, 2009
I think this lady gets some kinda sick pleasure outta making me spaz and fidget from tickling the shit outta my feet.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2123284305 on June 11, 2009
I want to hold you close. Soft breasts, beating heart.As I whisper in your ear I want to fucking tear you apart.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2120928673 on June 11, 2009
@kevleviathan Its my big boobs and come hither fuck me eyes. @itsMISTERgreg taught me the latter. LOL.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2120833730 on June 11, 2009
@kevleviathan Thats funny. My pc didnt fuck up once today.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2113284172 on June 10, 2009
Im throwing my mom a surprise birthday w/ her bff Vicky. Im a little scared of being surrounded by that many milfs. Fucking hot old people.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2064218599 on June 7, 2009
@paul_e_wog wont embarrass the receiver eh? Oh I think we all know uve embarrassed me enough. Now stop telling everyone u want to fuck me.
— CarmenL_Sigman #2064187638 on June 7, 2009
