Goddamn, This day is turning out extra Shitty! I feel like @jeckles
— CaptShutter #3606920617 on August 28, 2009
Came back to work and @jeckles is still plugging away. What a Fucking Trooper.
— CaptShutter #3417898870 on August 19, 2009
fucking W T woman told some kids to be careful while she almost burns her baby with a smoke. back to trailer park asshole.
— CaptShutter #3185182720 on August 7, 2009
The Battle of Evermore just came on Pandora. I want to kick some Ogre ass. I love that fucking song.
— CaptShutter #3113342499 on August 3, 2009
I love having my boss get shitty with me first thing in the morning. Its a great way to start the day! Feeling very motivated right now.
— CaptShutter #2797312550 on July 23, 2009
Damn it got quite in here, Shit is going to hit the fan or worse I might have to start working on something.
— CaptShutter #2407701933 on June 30, 2009
@kennygoldberg nah screw that pretentious bastard.
— CaptShutter #2185269401 on June 15, 2009
Fuck you OMPM Fuck you all night long!
— CaptShutter #2019601981 on June 3, 2009
I just heard a lady at the gas station tell her kids to "Shut the fuck up""your driving me crazy" And people wonder why kids are messed up!
— CaptShutter #1986057419 on May 31, 2009
Watching Super Bad! goddamn that movie is fucking funny!
— CaptShutter #1931219805 on May 26, 2009
The Crazy Bitch in my office just hot boxed a cigarette before walking in. I think I'm going to fucking Puke! No way to start the morning!
— CaptShutter #1847769942 on May 19, 2009
Buying healthy food is very expensive. Fuck it Im going to be fat its cheaper.
— CaptShutter #1841713109 on May 18, 2009
the thing I like about shooting a wedding is that people get drunk as shit. then act stupid and I capture it forever.
— CaptShutter #1822032867 on May 16, 2009
Fuck you 64bit Windows 2008 Server.
— CaptShutter #1568268358 on April 20, 2009
@monogodo Hey I'm the next best thing since sliced bread in this dysfunctional shit house.
— CaptShutter #1245301322 on February 24, 2009