@TamaraIsrael the meds for my #penileimplant had me down!! I came back to "kick it with a bitch" rotfl!!
— CRulez #5903450027 47 minutes ago
@donnyroc eewwwww!! U nasty bastard!!
— CRulez #5641834892 1 week ago
RT @radiofootage: Don't you hate when you go to the bathroom to take a shit their aint no toilet paper in their? #fml <-- What U Gonna Do?!
— CRulez #5520718915 2 weeks ago
lmao @ the part in "Stepbrother" when the lady in yard got the waterholes screaming "What The Fucking Fuck?!!!"
— CRulez #5512624526 2 weeks ago
RT @TherealTaraji: Thanx to all of U 4 the alert about the bogus FB that's collecting $ under my name my lawyers R shutting that shit down.
— CRulez #5304924103 3 weeks ago
RT @TamaraIsrael: RT @Shugah: Is Beanie the only person that could fuck w/ Hov & people really take it seriously? (Besides Nas)<Pretty Much!
— CRulez #5281880658 3 weeks ago
@StreetOfficialB wow! thats like the second thing I saw about that. It makes me wonder if shit happening to get rid of people. #2012 :-/
— CRulez #5164841922 on October 25, 2009
RT @RocboyMonty: Lisa look so fucking good. I live for that bitch <---- yes Aries brother!! lmbo
— CRulez #5087347987 on October 22, 2009
@YungTePH don't that shit make you mad when you can't get the pic in time for twitpic!! lmao
— CRulez #4972809953 on October 18, 2009
@wishishere alot to where you can smack a bitch or just a lil' bit as in to hold you over till later?
— CRulez #4742547505 on October 9, 2009
You ever been so hungry you feel like slapping a bitch?!
— CRulez #4740711571 on October 9, 2009
Just got into a fight with a mouse!! I hit that bitch with a speaker!!
— CRulez #4620206719 on October 4, 2009
@PrettyboyIsMe I know when you go to shit that bathroom be funky as hell!! Your musty ass!!
— CRulez #4506591180 on September 30, 2009
RT: @KatyPerry FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN. <---- ROTFL!!! This is too much!!!
— CRulez #3970748323 on September 13, 2009
RT: @Pink Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
— CRulez #3969082969 on September 13, 2009
RT: @shikeith This is just the funniest shit I've seen in so long http://bit.ly/9SMsu <-------ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— CRulez #3937695787 on September 12, 2009
@yungteph ain't shit man. weather looking like rain up this way.
— CRulez #3937261268 on September 12, 2009
@yungteph In Baltimore it was Channel 148 (Comcast) but if you missed it. It comes back on Sunday at 5pm. That shit was dope!
— CRulez #3927076617 on September 11, 2009
A need a white cup of something right now!!! Loving this shit already!! lmao
— CRulez #3924593417 on September 11, 2009
@KOPAC913 same shit different day man! No need in complaining you feel me? Summertime coming to end see you enjoying it! That's what's up!
— CRulez #3783726839 on September 5, 2009
RT @lilduval if yall can make a nigga bowtie a trending topic dat dont mean shit make this one #pray4maiacampbell
— CRulez #3740625321 on September 3, 2009
@TheBoiNxtDoor first single "Go The Fuck Off (Up In The Apple Store)" (featuring Evangelist Charlette) ROTFL!!!!!!!!!
— CRulez #3396556488 on August 18, 2009
@STARxNuFFxSAID that's good shit right there. of course they gonna be radio hits. this the beginning for them. love em!! lol
— CRulez #3302223351 on August 14, 2009
@UrbanInformer Lyndri FUCKING Ette!!!!
— CRulez #3183467580 on August 7, 2009
@official_one long story, Maria pulled a big fucking shit!!
— CRulez #3145149598 on August 5, 2009
@BLUEBOI226 you know the motions!!! lmao!! I walked away. Shit kinda blows you tho. Lost 200.
— CRulez #3139859890 on August 5, 2009
@jayego that would be some crazy shit!! Literally!!! Lol
— CRulez #3121099837 on August 4, 2009
@dat_SB4L my shit froze!! old Dell I got be acting a fool!! Lol
— CRulez #3121075005 on August 4, 2009
@dat_sb4L lmao. see. could be why my shit crashed. lmao
— CRulez #2903879471 on July 28, 2009
OK HERES WHERE I GO THE FUCK OFF! (via @donnyroc) <---- DEATH!!!
— CRulez #2840850590 on July 25, 2009
#comingtoamerica well you kno baby i'm almost single...my husband's on death row! (via @jayego) that sound like some shit you'd say!! LMAO!!
— CRulez #2728214531 on July 19, 2009
#comingtoamerica "Rents due motherfucker!!! I don't be playing that falling down the stairs shit!!!"
— CRulez #2727842784 on July 19, 2009
@Ray_Marie depends, long as them lenses ain't thick as shit she cool! LOL
— CRulez #2723915745 on July 19, 2009
@UrbanInformer I know IMB!! But I love that song!!! Shit goes hard!!
— CRulez #2714384964 on July 18, 2009
@JSayz @QJersey I think I write like Solange on "Fuck You (Signed Sincerely)" the way she flows what you think?
— CRulez #1633154782 on April 27, 2009
@YaGirlDWoods WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH YA'LL?!! LIKE WHY IS IT HARD FOR FEMALES TO GET ALONG?!!
— CRulez #1600744866 on April 23, 2009
@Mish2Mish That shrimp gumbo have me ready to SLAP the shit outta my momma!!!! lmao
— CRulez #1596822757 on April 23, 2009
@OmaROCbinSlayin it's all good this iPhone be fucking my words up sometimes too!!
— CRulez #1587790766 on April 22, 2009
@iamdEviN Right! That shit on her face was just too much for me from the gate! lol
— CRulez #1580656451 on April 21, 2009
@solangeknowles "I Can't Help It, Big Up Haters, If Ya'll Don't Like It , I Didn't Make It For You!!" That shit is in my Bio on twitter!!
— CRulez #1576925931 on April 21, 2009
A junkie will wash your shit for $12!! You can't beat that!!
— CRulez #1545132432 on April 17, 2009
@Mish2Mish OMG! That shit was ter-ra-bull!! The pasta was still hard! lmao. I torn that thang up tho!! lmao. Hold me over till tomorrow! lol
— CRulez #1538962322 on April 16, 2009
That outro on MTB just did something to me!! DK was the shit peoples!! SAD!!
— CRulez #1538658206 on April 16, 2009
@siiWRITESsongs I can't fucking breath!! rotfl!!!!
— CRulez #1538589510 on April 16, 2009
@DawnRichard gonna drag Aundrea back this season knowing she was gonna get dropped?! If that ain't some shady shit please tell me what is?!
— CRulez #1538530071 on April 16, 2009
@bape228 Priorities all fucked up!! lol
— CRulez #1537663151 on April 16, 2009
@QJersey She always got twat!! lmao
— CRulez #1537515769 on April 16, 2009
@siiWRITESsongs Shit sounds like Some 70's Garage Band Foolery!!
— CRulez #1528290992 on April 15, 2009
In this studio trying to write to this generic ass beat!! Shit is giving me a headache. Ready to go!!
— CRulez #1527931654 on April 15, 2009