And now, a nap, because fuck it.
— Astrogirl426 #5898640320 6 hours ago
@catalyst Briefly. I'm too fucking nosy to just look at the banner. That's like waving a red flag in front of a bull and then saying "sit".
— Astrogirl426 #5890940623 11 hours ago
@DNACowboy Just because you have no fucking life and stay glued to this every second, doesnt mean some of us aren't busy. Fucker.
— Astrogirl426 #5880468875 21 hours ago
@CrazyOnYou There's a scale? Gimme the link, bitch!
— Astrogirl426 #5873524175 1 day ago
@pinksugacupcake Shit girl, you KNOW it does! Why else do you think I'll be there? Also, HOT men who are bad for you. woo!
— Astrogirl426 #5870788392 1 day ago
@Neilochka It's not any more polite to curse at us, but I don't give a shit anyway :)
— Astrogirl426 #5869409089 1 day ago
Firefox, you bitch, what the hell? A little more pep would be nice. Bitch.
— Astrogirl426 #5817574966 3 days ago
@unfnshdprsn In some ways yes, in some, no. Just putting a shit ton of content into a document. Boring as hell.
— Astrogirl426 #5811310731 3 days ago
"The water's deep, that'll keep some of the amateur noodlers out." As opposed to the professionals...? People, you CANNOT make this shit up.
— Astrogirl426 #5754123268 5 days ago
Blinding head just whammed me. What the fuck? Between that and my neck I'm a fucking mess.
— Astrogirl426 #5752205453 5 days ago
I told him either he's lying, or his girlfriend is a bitch. Either one sucks, but the latter is worse.
— Astrogirl426 #5742029395 5 days ago
Monday's blog post will be about the police raid at last night's salsa club. Shit you not ppl. My life is THRILLING.
— Astrogirl426 #5729898251 6 days ago
@secondbestdad Yeh, no kidding. I just ignore that shit, but still - stop sending that crap, dudes!
— Astrogirl426 #5727017295 6 days ago
@ryanlrussell LOL Fuck no. I'm done with babies.
— Astrogirl426 #5695801355 1 week ago
@undomesticdiva Seriously??? Dumbass shoulda JUMPED on that shit. I saw your packages, AND your work. She was getting a FUCKING GIFT!
— Astrogirl426 #5695210572 1 week ago
Aw shit, forgot to write a blog post for tomorrow. And with the way Ive been slacking I gotta write one. It'll be short - I'm wiped.
— Astrogirl426 #5672039856 1 week ago
WTF, political correctness cops? Since when are there chicks in GI Joe? It's not GI Jane. Shit.
— Astrogirl426 #5637314536 1 week ago
@Bunkerhubby No no no Don't throw my ass under the bus just because I have the tech knowledge!! Shit, man!!
— Astrogirl426 #5635569240 1 week ago
Good god, cant Taylor swift hear herself? Or is she just that bad? And stop with the fucking sign language! God, give that left arm a rest!
— Astrogirl426 #5635513749 1 week ago
@jephjacques yep, cuz i sure as fuck cant get on.
— Astrogirl426 #5623690787 1 week ago
OMYGOD MOM STOP SCRAPING THAT FUCKING YOGURT CUP! Ok yeh I need to get home stat.
— Astrogirl426 #5623407281 1 week ago
SO FUCKING PSYCHED - got the domain 4 my new venture, am starting to explore options (setting up forums, picking wordpress themes, etc) Wee!
— Astrogirl426 #5493984662 2 weeks ago
That girl's team need @redneckmommy as their coach (or is it @whymomdrinksrum who coaches?). She'd beat that shit outta them but quick.
— Astrogirl426 #5492277725 2 weeks ago
2 outs away from a Yankees World Series Championship.TRY NOT TO FUCK THIS UP, YANKEES. Oh, and Matsui made MVP. Fully deserved. #worldseries
— Astrogirl426 #5441693270 2 weeks ago
Hey sportscasters, why are you making Pettite out to be hot shit? If it weren't for our defense we'd have lost at least 3 runs tonight.
— Astrogirl426 #5438842359 2 weeks ago
Shit, I blinked and missed half an inning #worldseries
— Astrogirl426 #5438598920 2 weeks ago
@robertgrevey heh, yeh no shit. When does contract renewal time come around?
— Astrogirl426 #5438272549 2 weeks ago
Nice, a-rod. You're fucking useless. Maybe matsui can save your fucking bacon. #worldseries
— Astrogirl426 #5437855640 2 weeks ago
Nice fuck up Yankees. How long was he gonna chase that ball down the field, ya think? Dumbfuck.
— Astrogirl426 #5437358141 2 weeks ago
@undomesticdiva Wow, that's a fucking slap in the face. $2000+ less? Please, bitch. ;)
— Astrogirl426 #5436987285 2 weeks ago
@PetCobra Fuck that, you're going to be a GOD.
— Astrogirl426 #5405955000 2 weeks ago
Holy shit - 8-6. There's life left in them bums after all.
— Astrogirl426 #5383309540 3 weeks ago
@pinksugacupcake Hey, you used your manners. What, just because he asked, you're obligated to acquiesce? Fuck that shit.
— Astrogirl426 #5382535443 3 weeks ago
@secondbestdad Yeh, sorry, not feeling great tonight. It's not you, just stuff on this end. But I'll still give u shit when the Yankees win.
— Astrogirl426 #5379782233 3 weeks ago
@badassdadblog Cmon, put up at least a semblance of a fight. Shit man, nut up!!
— Astrogirl426 #5353697823 3 weeks ago
oh. fuck. never mind, i think i figured it out. good god.
— Astrogirl426 #5192575009 on October 26, 2009
Wow, dude tried this shit in Taos? Crappy businessman, not to learn about the community he was entering: http://bit.ly/12c5ke
— Astrogirl426 #5184826791 on October 26, 2009
Motherfucker. A week-ish of hand-sewing, I could have been done in ONE NIGHT. That'll teach me to test my fabric out first.
— Astrogirl426 #5135465231 on October 24, 2009
@Neilochka I LITERALLY did a double take to make sure it was you. O fuck that "building up" shit. Come back to the dark side, u like it here
— Astrogirl426 #5131378318 on October 24, 2009
Woot! I made the snarky bitch crew (SBC?) of @wickedbitch! That shit calls for cupcakes!!!
— Astrogirl426 #5130485037 on October 24, 2009
@WickedBitch Yes - and yes, I did kill a fairy to get that avatar. Tough, too - little fucker kept flitting around my head.
— Astrogirl426 #5130442666 on October 24, 2009
@secondbestdad 47???? Fuck, dude, I would've guessed 36, 37 tops. You inherited some really good genes lol
— Astrogirl426 #5126156883 on October 24, 2009
@LookyDaddy Fucking rules. What do winos get to do?
— Astrogirl426 #5125666890 on October 24, 2009
@WickedBitch awww, arent i snarky bitch-itude enuf for ya, girl
— Astrogirl426 #5109667916 on October 23, 2009
RT @lilduval: Whenever ur out o town and Yo ol lady sends u a text saying "I love u" wat they really sayin is "don't fuck round on me nigga"
— Astrogirl426 #5086381415 on October 22, 2009
@WickedBitch Oh that's right! In that case, fuck yeh girl, have at it! Do a good job I'll give you a cookie ;)
— Astrogirl426 #5085935606 on October 22, 2009
@zanger Sweet. Your friend is talented. And should be shot, for making that shit so catchy. Frikkin Miley Cyrus....Gah!
— Astrogirl426 #5082095808 on October 22, 2009
@secondbestdad lol you have it right. I fucked it up.
— Astrogirl426 #5061079124 on October 21, 2009
My mother just made my dad call to see if I still need her car. Sorry to inconvenience you by borrowing the car you NEVER USE. Fucking bitch
— Astrogirl426 #5026432425 on October 20, 2009
