steve jobs listens to kenny chesney. I'm going back to the fucking pc
— AriT93 #22728769702 1 week ago
Hi my name is AriT93 and I blow shit way the fuck up.
— AriT93 #21673241732 3 weeks ago
ok so I read Ross Douthat's column. I'll never get that time back. He's pretty fucking douchey.
— AriT93 #21320649768 3 weeks ago
holy shit that was amazingly good. Series 2 better start soon! #sherlock
— AriT93 #21031448011 on August 12, 2010
Personally Ima watch me some dirty sexy vampires and shit on true blood!
— AriT93 #20751911604 on August 9, 2010
20 minute wait? Srsly it's an appt wit a lpn to take out a fucking stitch.
— AriT93 #20402781593 on August 5, 2010
@gershbec could just have been murphy fucking with the selective twitter <-> fb integration
— AriT93 #20394662419 on August 5, 2010
Clearcase's greatest feature is it unfailing desire to lock my account. Really fucking fantastic.
— AriT93 #20312785152 on August 4, 2010
building shit with debug messages set to infinity is always fun to watch.
— AriT93 #19666546763 on July 27, 2010
@AriT93 you can't fucking swear on the damn internet! zounds man do try to keep it civil.
— AriT93 #19578118234 on July 26, 2010
@gershbec I think Vinnies agent may fuck that up though
— AriT93 #19385698053 on July 23, 2010
wow today has just flown by! and I have hardley twat a word.
— AriT93 #19365373197 on July 23, 2010
man today has gotten all busy and shit. I hate that. I'm just gonna start being mean until people stop talking at me.
— AriT93 #19093442122 on July 21, 2010
@gershbec she's done been refudiatin' shit leff an righ'
— AriT93 #18943345708 on July 19, 2010
@macewank that would assume competence on my part. I usually fuck stuff up realquick.
— AriT93 #18919956788 on July 19, 2010
fucking vpn client
— AriT93 #18881096503 on July 18, 2010
OK, Today better shape the fuck up. srsly people.
— AriT93 #17944709306 on July 7, 2010
holy shit it's almost noon already. and there avantis nao
— AriT93 #16783149680 on June 22, 2010
cap deploy, dammit, cap deploy, dammit, cap deploy, FUCK, cap deploy ahhhhh
— AriT93 #16781772630 on June 22, 2010
I think this guy is going to keep us here all the fucking way to fucking five o'clock #fuck
— AriT93 #15949913923 on June 11, 2010
@pssdbt don't worry that fades eventually into ah fuck it, some other punk will do it.
— AriT93 #15576778999 on June 6, 2010
RT @HughHefner: Man can walk on the moon but can't fix an oil spill destroying the environment? What the fuck!
— AriT93 #15017002910 on May 29, 2010
@Strupey Evil hippies bent on the manipulation of all sorts of animals and shit.
— AriT93 #14648280650 on May 24, 2010
It's too fucking hot.
— AriT93 #14562972652 on May 23, 2010
@shutterbitch Happy Fucking Birthday You! am i doing this right?
— AriT93 #13975832572 on May 14, 2010
@deegirl825 so is that Bitch-O-Meter like in the 50's or bitchAHmeter? I think one is more amusing than the other. any who maybe some soup
— AriT93 #13759113971 on May 10, 2010
40 on the stepper XL i'm a sweaty bastard that's for sure (@ Golds Gym) http://4sq.com/bI5IXp
— AriT93 #13064011505 on April 29, 2010
Shit forgot too use the coupons
— AriT93 #12826444051 on April 25, 2010
"mediatrician" to help kids with internets. as a species we are so damn fucked it's not even funny anymore
— AriT93 #12573532217 on April 21, 2010
@gershbec ICP and their fans were the first time I ever felt like my dad and said "what the hell is the matter with those fucking punks"
— AriT93 #11913467958 on April 9, 2010
@gershbec jesus fucking christ. no wonder the kids I see are so fucked up. holy crap. fucking "jugalos" god dammit!
— AriT93 #11913198425 on April 9, 2010
ok from here on out I think we should just call him Joe "Fucking" Biden, He's kind of a big deal.
— AriT93 #10935341348 on March 23, 2010
fuck cooking. (@ El Toro) http://4sq.com/5xEmbs
— AriT93 #10539792431 on March 15, 2010
Dearest nose, knock it the fuck off or the cutting off of you will move out of the spite range
— AriT93 #10286794320 on March 10, 2010
RT @TechBabe: Dear MS Outlook: FUCK YOU.
— AriT93 #9939842411 on March 3, 2010
@donatpoundcs as do i until today when i leveraged a synergy and implemented some shit
— AriT93 #9600618153 on February 24, 2010
Peter fucking cetera...
— AriT93 #9031179612 on February 12, 2010
RT @josh_inya: Fuck your Useless Facebook Cause: http://wp.me/pMtA7-v
— AriT93 #9030062979 on February 12, 2010
@JenniferDorr shit's all fucked up over here. gonna work a little late.
— AriT93 #8872464137 on February 9, 2010
I'd fucking kill to watch the god damn superbowl right now and i fucking hate sports.
— AriT93 #8780784553 on February 7, 2010
@macewank oh shit's gonna be doin all sorts of shit believe you me!
— AriT93 #8778696596 on February 7, 2010
so apparently there is a "Euro Lottery" and I've just won the equivalent of $75Mil. I guess I can tell y'all to fuck off now cause i'm rich
— AriT93 #8748961775 on February 6, 2010
Pad see mother fucking ew bitches
— AriT93 #8699024615 on February 5, 2010
fuck you Dan Hynes. robo-calling is sooooo 1994.
— AriT93 #8524612308 on February 1, 2010
@larrywright no the prime directive is "do not drive AriT93 fucking batty" the whole pre-warp thing comes after that
— AriT93 #8259753146 on January 26, 2010
Parked in the garage this morning. Fuck scraping ice of my damn car.
— AriT93 #7985707281 on January 20, 2010
@JenniferDorr well we save there to ensure we can spend there... it's all about credits and debits and liabilities and shit
— AriT93 #7842936520 on January 16, 2010
Stupid fucking computers
— AriT93 #6782743955 on December 17, 2009
@akraut I think professional counselling would tell them to man the fuck up and quit their bitching. but that might be why I dropped psych
— AriT93 #5953599288 on November 22, 2009
