@ArnieK just think - you've got a shitty hand, but reading one of our tweets causes you to crack up. Best Poker Face Tactic. Ever
— AlanBleiweiss #5842625790 2 days ago
I <3 this: RT @1938media: @AlanBleiweiss I dont care about humanity here on earth, Im doing fine, Im into space men and shit.
— AlanBleiweiss #5691029615 1 week ago
FUCK. @spam @ev @biz @noturvictim changed their acct to @TuNumbre you've GOT to shut that shit down b4 lawsuits explode
— AlanBleiweiss #5641364339 1 week ago
Doing SEO analysis on evaluating a multi-million $ client site. 1st pass in under 30 seconds - they're fucked. :-)
— AlanBleiweiss #5640792962 1 week ago
LOL my ex-wife now happens to be my business assistant & 1 of my best friends. @NOTURVICTIM is fucking high labeling people abusers
— AlanBleiweiss #5640422868 1 week ago
HOLY SHIT what kind of throw was that?
— AlanBleiweiss #5164336971 on October 25, 2009
Best tweet of the day: RT @mjleonard: I'm tired of lists. 10 this, 5 that, follow these. Fuck it.
— AlanBleiweiss #4959500633 on October 17, 2009
@netmeg OMG they died? I"m only half way through the book. Shit.
— AlanBleiweiss #4404522050 on September 26, 2009
@rebeccakelley ah - Oh yeah - that's like me using JFC instead of "Jesus Fucking Christ", HFS instead of "Holy Fucking Shit" ... #Acronyms
— AlanBleiweiss #4401809927 on September 26, 2009
@glennbeck you are 1 of the most Unpatriotic Racist Pricks on earth. Fuck U for exploiting #911
— AlanBleiweiss #3924840549 on September 11, 2009
Fucking 9-12 Cessesionists are coming out the woodwork. Cocksukers claimed Patriotism with Bush. Fucktards.
— AlanBleiweiss #3924438547 on September 11, 2009
You do? Well in that case, @Assaultpuller I recommend you learn the fuck how to use Twitter
— AlanBleiweiss #3922480265 on September 11, 2009
@netmeg no way! animations? shit. #MissedOut #NOW_I_Learn
— AlanBleiweiss #3880732964 on September 9, 2009
Shining example of the current face of the Republican party - a RACIST BITCH http://bit.ly/AwDi3
— AlanBleiweiss #3595658258 on August 27, 2009
@nano247 same reason I do. Answer? who the fuck knows? :-)
— AlanBleiweiss #3591788699 on August 27, 2009
Damn. I seriously need to bitch-slap someone this morning. A guy who is highly skilled at PPC but clueless about SEO.
— AlanBleiweiss #3560228635 on August 26, 2009
Should my next article be 1) How to Fuck Up a launch or 2) Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance ?
— AlanBleiweiss #3486134554 on August 22, 2009
from the NO SHIT files: Wolfram founder Stephen Wolfram admitted that Wolfram Alpha doesn't understand input queries roughly half the time.
— AlanBleiweiss #3455926913 on August 21, 2009
@thegrif they did a half-ass job implementing 1/3 of my SEO spec for site-wide automation (900 page site) and in a way that fucked the site.
— AlanBleiweiss #3455755845 on August 21, 2009
oh my... :-) RT @snipeyhead: @AlanBleiweiss Tell them to go fuck themselves with a hot tar enema.
— AlanBleiweiss #3374708739 on August 17, 2009
@nano247 HEY! I'm a douchebag, and I married a model. So fuck you too. (though she DID divorce my ass after 7 years) :-)
— AlanBleiweiss #3201547764 on August 8, 2009
holy shit. PG&E pay by phone is the most chaotic, limited option system I've ever dealt with. #Craptastic #archaic #CustomerServiceFail
— AlanBleiweiss #3198752414 on August 8, 2009
@johnandrews your article railing against @outspokenmedia is a fucking sham - apprently you're 8 years old
— AlanBleiweiss #2462560384 on July 3, 2009
@Rhea OMG this guy is fucking smoking crack!
— AlanBleiweiss #2462425443 on July 3, 2009
oh that poor guy. how sad. Such an ego "deflater" :-) RT @LisaBarone: OH: You're as hard as a fucking wet sponge.
— AlanBleiweiss #2425020301 on July 1, 2009
Why the fuck am I getting email from Gavin Newsome? Damned Political parties giving out fucking email addresses
— AlanBleiweiss #2411992565 on June 30, 2009
Son of a bitch that little twit @dansgalaxy is the douche behind for the Note To Self bot. I'll be damned. Little weasle
— AlanBleiweiss #2401256920 on June 30, 2009
@snipeyhead totally fucking appropriate and awesome!
— AlanBleiweiss #2397910279 on June 29, 2009
Great Article RT @chiropractic: Martys loving way w/words... RT @aimclear: Stinking Filthy Rat Bastard Map Spammers :) http://bit.ly/jBcnT
— AlanBleiweiss #2201285432 on June 16, 2009
Best tweet of the week: RT @McCainBlogette: if your offended by the word fuck - probably best to stop following my twitter account
— AlanBleiweiss #2052240548 on June 6, 2009
"until the Pope is Popified" RT @sugarrae: THIS is fucking awesome... most well done social/web show ever http://bit.ly/ifM8q
— AlanBleiweiss #1941937083 on May 27, 2009
This one gets my vote (via) @SEOAly: @MichelleRobbins & @outspokenmedia - how about "She'll Cut A Bitch Fridays"?
— AlanBleiweiss #1599031270 on April 23, 2009
They take Haliburtun govt revenue from 700mil to 6 billion, wreck the economy, kill thousands, and now they bitch
— AlanBleiweiss #1591368293 on April 22, 2009
From the "no shit files" RT @TheBigKlosowski: @AlanBleiweiss Cheney is pure evil.
— AlanBleiweiss #1591350669 on April 22, 2009
what she said: RT @sugarrae: Fucking wow... (Shakes head)
— AlanBleiweiss #1546860829 on April 17, 2009
