My next move ALWAYS better than my last move. Checkmate? Dominoes motherfucker. No stalemate. Literally, lmao.
— AlSharpTongue #5904499192 5 minutes ago
Fuck. I wanna see 2012 again. But under the influence. Would there technically be a difference?
— AlSharpTongue #5900644961 3 hours ago
Leave it to Florida to play the joints dc won't. "Trickin" makin the car thump like shit. What you askkkkin?
— AlSharpTongue #5877559658 21 hours ago
People take forever to get off a fucking plane I swear. Grab your piece of shit move forward. Dug dug bitch
— AlSharpTongue #5873677397 1 day ago
@ThaArabPrincess Shit, bout to shower. Just packed. You on aim?
— AlSharpTongue #5846657507 2 days ago
R. Kelly fucked Kelly Prices cousin, Sparkles Niece, and Mr. Biggs girl, side bitch, and friend. Nigga cant be trusted.
— AlSharpTongue #5838240635 2 days ago
Apparently its the people who are my FRIENDS that are sending this shit. #removed
— AlSharpTongue #5834651815 2 days ago
Okay I left all groups and events on Facebook, but I'm still getting fucking messages from them? How I fix that?
— AlSharpTongue #5834521728 2 days ago
Maybe I'm selfish. Double standards are a bitch. Moving right along. #twitterbreak Fort Lauderdale & Miami Thursday. Hit my phone. Bye.
— AlSharpTongue #5818699366 3 days ago
#TwitterBeef "Man I hate that bitch, *subliminal message, backspace backspace, Caps Lock, "PUSSY" Caps Lock, Update"
— AlSharpTongue #5809969777 3 days ago
@Aye_Yo_Slick Yeah, in like 99. Its 09 now, he should get good behavior or some shit.
— AlSharpTongue #5808630834 3 days ago
LONG STORY SHORT: She told me she had cancer and only had 6 months to live, so I fucked thinking I wouldnt get caught.
— AlSharpTongue #5807269240 3 days ago
"You normally eat Chicken Tenders, why you eating steak now? You ate steak with that other bitch?"
— AlSharpTongue #5806938976 3 days ago
RT @TommyBlaze77 #CancelHer If You About To Fuck and she don't ask "Where Ya Condom" #NastyHeffa @AlSharpTongue
— AlSharpTongue #5805419465 3 days ago
#CancelHer if she KNOWS she's the side bitch, but insist on making her Facebook relationship status "Its Complicated"
— AlSharpTongue #5805167190 3 days ago
#CancelHer if she say niggas ain't shit. Why? Because bitches piss me off. Different shit, same toilet
— AlSharpTongue #5804680189 3 days ago
#CancelHer she tell you she is a 5 Star Chick. Bitch is a Cowboys fan. One Star like shit, fuck you mean?
— AlSharpTongue #5803543380 3 days ago
I guess they don't realize I started this whole #CancelHim #CancelHer shit. Get it right.
— AlSharpTongue #5803470847 3 days ago
@CristalFlo Fuck her. Tired of her already.
— AlSharpTongue #5799088083 3 days ago
My bet is going to either Heavy D, Kenan Ivory Wayans, Cole from Martin, Raven Symone, or shit...Angela Bassett
— AlSharpTongue #5781908366 4 days ago
@daniontwitt exactly! Like dude really makingn bread, revamping shit.
— AlSharpTongue #5781762546 4 days ago
I just hate the tyler perry singing parts. Be blown as shit. Except the gospel parts. I know people get sensitive...
— AlSharpTongue #5781381803 4 days ago
Wait...so the book was written, directed, and made. Then Tyler and Oprah come in off some "cut the check" shit? Bwahaha
— AlSharpTongue #5781345618 4 days ago
You call all men dogs, but get mad when we call you a bitch. Alright now.
— AlSharpTongue #5780657538 4 days ago
Bilal New Album Coming Out December 8th too? Oh fuckity fuck yes. @Jilllyt Christmas?
— AlSharpTongue #5778537079 4 days ago
So all in all, if niggas ain't shit, get you a man. You 21 and over, saying boyfriend. High school titles stop at the diploma
— AlSharpTongue #5758163577 5 days ago
Just admit to yourself your not a good catch. I see the same women on twitter bashing men. Recycling the same ain't shit niggas
— AlSharpTongue #5758104999 5 days ago
How come when a man says something with logical sense, that even women agree to, there's ONE spiteful woman with that "...but..." shit.
— AlSharpTongue #5758069674 5 days ago
I really don't give a fuck if I spoil 2012....but at the end, we STILL end up going back to Africa.
— AlSharpTongue #5750590709 5 days ago
Picking up Parkin pass and tickets for the Skins game. Late as shit, but I'm going for the free beer and food. @simplyshaki
— AlSharpTongue #5742415021 5 days ago
@SweetestThing I'm cool, not letting the small shit stress me. Working like a slave, got money to make. Where you going for thanksgiving?
— AlSharpTongue #5695399437 1 week ago
I think I've flirted & talked to every female on twitter. Fucked up part...I know 1/2 them friends & know.. #BillBellamy
— AlSharpTongue #5692686552 1 week ago
I hate seeing flat butt bitches wearing Apple Bottom jeans. My dick frowns on shit of that nature.
— AlSharpTongue #5688636511 1 week ago
Okay this gon sound fucked up. But if you crack a joke about obese people & they get mad, is it wrong to say "lighten up"?
— AlSharpTongue #5687902661 1 week ago
I bet $50 Chris Brown hit Rihanna cause she said "Who this bitch you conversating with".
— AlSharpTongue #5687422753 1 week ago
@RuuBabie Sideeye like shit.
— AlSharpTongue #5684601130 1 week ago
I need the strongest drink I can possibly find. I might fuck around and get a zombie.
— AlSharpTongue #5661648606 1 week ago
Thought that bitch had two sisters that looked like her. #HoHoHo
— AlSharpTongue #5660699821 1 week ago
RT @Ron_Julio Loosies, Bellywarmers (on some Brit shit), Bitties, Skeeos, Slores, Track Stars, Runners, Bussas, Brizzle #BitchSubs
— AlSharpTongue #5660474900 1 week ago
I say the word "bitch" too much. Need something more relevant and creative. Ideas?
— AlSharpTongue #5660239802 1 week ago
@WriterNoir Joint is money. And 2.0 is the SHIT. Ask my boy @questioncom he can tell you all about it
— AlSharpTongue #5655893280 1 week ago
#WeCoolAndAllBut Don't be trying to fuck with my exes. It's not cool when we both can picture her naked.
— AlSharpTongue #5634229082 1 week ago
Wow. ...so if I shake my phone twitter updates. Man this shit is wonderful
— AlSharpTongue #5626704487 1 week ago
@questioncom I'm using beautiful widgets and fuck with it MEGA hard. I wish the clock was analog.
— AlSharpTongue #5626495220 1 week ago
Alcohol talking fuck languages......
— AlSharpTongue #5611295392 1 week ago
So everybody "been a wale fan since....." RIGHT. Heard that shit with Drake. You can't fool me. #swellingtonpark
— AlSharpTongue #5610639818 1 week ago
Oh.....I spoke to the ex. Figured I'd fuck up her night. Now she'll be like "damn...he said something. " #jedimindtricks
— AlSharpTongue #5609849492 1 week ago
"Your new chick can't fuck with my old bitch."
— AlSharpTongue #5603811896 1 week ago
@JerZDre Yep. 16GB memory card son. Fuck with me. lol
— AlSharpTongue #5579810477 2 weeks ago
