Fuck sake. MORE points dropped! NICE!
— 1heart1bullet #5152553443 2 weeks ago
Watching the game and trying to finish the opening of this fucking sitcom!!
— 1heart1bullet #5150891428 2 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up and get that mess cleaned up. CUNT.
— 1heart1bullet #5084421668 2 weeks ago
WOW! A FUCKING ALMOST STRAIGHT ANSWER!!
— 1heart1bullet #5080763124 2 weeks ago
Here we go... Jack... ANWSER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!
— 1heart1bullet #5080714172 2 weeks ago
@sarah_cawood Shit, no. I'm thinking of Noel Clarke.
— 1heart1bullet #5079336447 2 weeks ago
I am annoyed!! That's fucking STUPID!! WHY spend so much time on something that ISN'T LINKED WITH WHAT YOU'VE ASKED???
— 1heart1bullet #5021623531 3 weeks ago
Going to bed... To dream pretty girls who fuck they have been starved of... Errr... Fucking. Toodles.
— 1heart1bullet #4877465419 3 weeks ago
Plus I think Leona might be the greatest thing that shitty show has ever produced.
— 1heart1bullet #4871073013 3 weeks ago
FUCK IT. Someone for everyone... Someone for me... Sometime... No matter how much I reist...
— 1heart1bullet #4853717464 on October 13, 2009
Change of plan... I'm at the pav. :s And the DJ's playing shit music. :(
— 1heart1bullet #4844493220 on October 13, 2009
@virginmedia Right, you guys wanna help... My Xbox Live service has been SHITTY ALL weekend!! What. Is. The. CRAIC??
— 1heart1bullet #4786828523 on October 11, 2009
I'm too much of a chicken shit to watch paranormal activity. Thanks for asking.
— 1heart1bullet #4786727433 on October 11, 2009
Whitney Houston... Nice old school beats... But she's still a crack BITCH. Unless she says sorry to my aunt...
— 1heart1bullet #4773389589 on October 10, 2009
Fuck sake.
— 1heart1bullet #4770588575 on October 10, 2009
Yaaayy! I've got @SkyNews and @SkySports news back on my tv... The signal's shit but at least I can see it.
— 1heart1bullet #4749656503 on October 9, 2009
Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies! Fuck me! I'm all out of enemas! Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies! Fuck me! I'm all out of enemas!
— 1heart1bullet #4657275240 on October 6, 2009
I almost feel like turning against her. But fuck it, she's entitled 2 her opinion. Just like everyone else. I just feel sorry 4 those who...
— 1heart1bullet #4537117456 on October 1, 2009
Listening to tunes on last.fm PRAYING for something to mot- Hold on... Look at the time... FUCK IT. I'll train tomorrow. HONEST!!
— 1heart1bullet #4535495941 on October 1, 2009
FUCK HER. SHE. CAN. SUCK. A. DICK.
— 1heart1bullet #4484670887 on September 29, 2009
A storm is coming... I hope this brolly called my soul is fucking strong enough.
— 1heart1bullet #4446114258 on September 28, 2009
Remember... There's no CUNT... Without 'U'.
— 1heart1bullet #4431239877 on September 27, 2009
DAMN! Feels SO good to be back in this mother fucker!! NOT so good nursing a hangover! Last one, baby... *Clocks gatt* Let's go...
— 1heart1bullet #4316650901 on September 23, 2009
fucking wankered.
— 1heart1bullet #4307852974 on September 22, 2009
Major Lazer - Pon De Floor makes me bounce of the FUCKING WALLS!!
— 1heart1bullet #4297598048 on September 22, 2009
Fuck this. I'm thinking about tweeting something nice. Like...? I dunno... I think you're fit!
— 1heart1bullet #4158360416 on September 21, 2009
And another reason why most of my statuses are emo is cause no one gives a FUCK whenever I say ANYTHING somewhat up-beat.
— 1heart1bullet #4156864681 on September 21, 2009
Fuck these birds. Fuck 'em all. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING LYERS!! The only lady I need in my life is my daughter! Stat! FUCK. Y'ALL.
— 1heart1bullet #4151989383 on September 21, 2009
Fed up of everyone talking hood to me. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
— 1heart1bullet #4118564687 on September 20, 2009
@Ianjamespoulter Shit! Is that still on??
— 1heart1bullet #4117765291 on September 19, 2009
GET OFF THE PHONE STEVE YOU FUCKING QUIM!!
— 1heart1bullet #4058777786 on September 17, 2009
Is that it?? Bastista is going to Smackdown?! FUCKING FAIL!!!
— 1heart1bullet #4008631385 on September 15, 2009
Is EVERYTHING being retartded today?! Fucking net's as slow as... Something REALLY slow!!
— 1heart1bullet #3986474518 on September 14, 2009
What do you do when you're feeling angry in general? Why listen to Gallows, of course. FUCK THIS LIFE!!
— 1heart1bullet #3983253182 on September 14, 2009
Lolz at walking away from ANYTHING and not say anything controversial about it. FUCK THAT!!
— 1heart1bullet #3982460928 on September 14, 2009
FUCKING LIVID!!
— 1heart1bullet #3936679503 on September 12, 2009
There's a stupid amount of FIT women around but I'm stuck in this Fucking shop!!
— 1heart1bullet #3933332155 on September 12, 2009
Oh, I fucking LOVE slow connection time when I'm trying 2 beat everyone else in code typing. FUCKING VIRGIN MEDIA ARE CUNTS.
— 1heart1bullet #3923622086 on September 11, 2009
Yo dawg, I hear you like twitter. So we put a twat in your twitter so you can twatter while you twitter!
— 1heart1bullet #3917236536 on September 11, 2009
I can't wait till everything wired wise is bluetooth'ed. Fucking HATE wires.
— 1heart1bullet #3899925167 on September 10, 2009
It's not just qualitication... IT'S REVENGE. Pay back's a MOTHER FUCKER, Puta.
— 1heart1bullet #3872136807 on September 9, 2009
5 goals. Goody fucking gum drops. THERE'S STILL WORK TO DO. NOT HAPPY ABOUT THEIR GOAL.
— 1heart1bullet #3870986305 on September 9, 2009
Watching 10 minutes of Shogun Assassin for research. Fucking A.
— 1heart1bullet #3848764353 on September 8, 2009
I fuck up at everything.
— 1heart1bullet #3829876232 on September 7, 2009
@kerrylouisexxx Fucking better do. I'm coming over there in the next few years. STAT.
— 1heart1bullet #3828522769 on September 7, 2009
Look at the fucking time. No time for anything AGAIN. ANOTHER. FUCKING. WASTED. DAY. WHERE'S MY ENGERY GONE??
— 1heart1bullet #3827377660 on September 7, 2009
Ohh... SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!
— 1heart1bullet #3820993791 on September 7, 2009
Yeah, it is... Now calm the FUCK down, you fucking idiot.
— 1heart1bullet #3736251996 on September 3, 2009
This shitty weather is just adding to my mood. Nor is tweetdeck being FUCKING DOWN!!!!
— 1heart1bullet #3735136044 on September 3, 2009